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Wise Demotivational Poster



TAGS: wise man tells beautiful lies
Rating: 4.91/5

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steve1961 - March 3, 2013, 10:47 pm
I just tell my girlfriend how much I love our quiet time together...
stormXIII - March 3, 2013, 7:04 pm
ah ah ! I love when you just duckface !

N.O.T.H.I.N.G - A perfect gift For the one who has everything.

TIM CURRY - Ate more little boys as Frank-N-Furter.

TAGS: pennywise frankenfurter dr frank n furter rocky horror it pancakes pennywise
Rating: 2.39/5

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Amaterasu - September 20, 2008, 12:39 pm
PENNYWISE: Tim Curry's best perfomance, but way more scarier in the book.


TAGS: wise fool rich poor
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

tellitlikeitis - December 5, 2011, 7:11 am
Cool pic.

Otherwise -

TAGS: freeman otherwise shoot this mutha fucka wanted beastly bloun
Rating: 1.83/5

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LogicDude - May 8, 2009, 1:20 pm
and if you aren't wearing glasses - that would be a crying shame - because then you'd be missing all the good parts of Cubbybear and MustyK's posters!
LogicDude - May 8, 2009, 1:19 pm
Umm, HAHA, is that a stupid way of implying the old "they all look alike" line? All of your previous comments were towards Obama and this clearly is not him...unless you are partially blind and aren't wearing your glasses while looking at Motifake (cont)
HAHA - May 7, 2009, 8:44 pm
Go get some more money from your buddy Hugo.
Justin - January 11, 2009, 1:46 pm
Wanted sucked. Angelina Jolie was the best part about that movie, and Morgan Freeman is boss.
Lloyd - December 4, 2008, 7:15 pm
Who wouldn't love Wanted? Apart from the fact Angelina Jolie was in it... I think they just got him to say this because he hasn't really acted like a black man.
Akyoyo - September 3, 2008, 12:17 pm
I loved Wanted.

Wisdom -

TAGS: wise men fools
Rating: 5/5

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Thedge - October 13, 2014, 7:20 pm
Thanks. Sometimes hit the mark... other times, not. That truth is from my Grandmother.
GaryO - October 13, 2014, 7:01 pm
This.....is good.
Bandit5906 - October 13, 2014, 4:36 pm
Well said!


TAGS: hammy calendar wise old owl
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by Greeny

Hawamleh - December 16, 2011, 4:22 am
You guys never seize to amaze, 5sweetgoats
forseti - December 16, 2011, 1:29 am
roflmao! 5 goats!
Airman - December 15, 2011, 7:03 pm
motinet - December 15, 2011, 6:21 pm

amsome pic! lol


TAGS: time is precious so waste it wisely
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

GaryO - April 20, 2015, 8:01 pm
a waste of time could even be a life of toil...
EmilioDumphque - April 20, 2015, 2:17 pm
"Do not squander time, for it is the stuff of which life is made." -Sign outside of Twelve Oaks Mansion.
mizzdizz - April 19, 2015, 2:44 pm
Wasted time is never wasted, it is savored! Fun with colors? One of my favorite pastimes! Very successful combination!5L for poster. 5L for color scheme!
Silverheart - April 18, 2015, 9:40 pm

Thank you. I was having fun with colors
Reality Lord - April 18, 2015, 3:57 pm



TAGS: 3 not so wise monkeys
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

forseti - May 24, 2011, 3:18 am



TAGS: marriage choose wisely relationship pool boy mailman
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Faceplant31 - August 10, 2010, 12:12 pm
Brutal 5L
agdaniele - August 9, 2010, 10:49 pm
The good thing about the girls who rely on looks only... when the looks are gone, they crash and burn in life.
rerun - August 9, 2010, 10:47 pm

thankfully no, this is my past time......she does not get this type of humor...I would probably have to ban her
agdaniele - August 9, 2010, 10:46 pm
Current wife visits the site, huh?
rerun - August 9, 2010, 10:44 pm

she was beautiful, willing do do anything and never let me forget it. I am thankful I had her in my life, as now I can really appreciate what I have now even more
GreyScorpion - August 9, 2010, 10:43 pm
the real down side to a trophy wife....more people will notice her gone, when she doesn't come back from that sudden trip to her mothers
GreyScorpion - August 9, 2010, 10:40 pm
agdaniele - August 9, 2010, 10:39 pm
You can't knock eye candy... but it only makes a girl so sexy. The rest comes from within. Crap. Gay.
rerun - August 9, 2010, 10:28 pm

I used to have one of those, the maintenance was absolute hell
jameswnash - August 9, 2010, 9:47 pm
Ah, the painful sting of reality


TAGS: very wise advice
Rating: 4.76/5

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mynanagator321 - June 25, 2011, 9:21 pm
I used these sage words at work today. most effective. Dude looks like rerun's bro/

INDIFFERENCE - Which is worse, Ignorance or Apathy? "I don't know, and I don't care."

TAGS: wise man seen too much
Rating: 4.64/5

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zoomer296 - March 12, 2013, 10:37 am
Now Rerun can get a higher quality picture.

WINNING - If somebody spits on your back, ignore it. It only means that you're ahead. -Confucian

TAGS: confucian wise many meanings confucian
Rating: 4.21/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 3, 2013, 12:41 pm
This is an awesome confucius saying. 5 wise lions.
the1stCOMMI3 - April 7, 2011, 11:00 am
Confucian, Confucious, you know who i'm talking about
Derek - April 6, 2011, 7:15 pm
Confucian != Confucius? Confusing.



TAGS: failure otherwise known in the olympics as silver
Rating: 3.71/5

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Bovee - March 4, 2010, 9:29 am
baised on everything that has been said so far you all must be huge lacrosse fans. cause it is a mix of all of them but better.
Jmac0585 - March 4, 2010, 9:18 am
Wow. I need to calm down. Soccer wishes it was the amsomeness that hockey is.
Jmac0585 - March 4, 2010, 9:17 am
Soccer, all you need is a cheap, $3 ball, and 21 other A-holes that can't catch, throw, hit, tackle, shoot, or pass AND weren't fast enough for track. Even roller hockey gear is much more expensive.
Jmac0585 - March 4, 2010, 9:15 am
I do agree whole-heartedly with CANADA, soccer is an inferior sport. The reason Hockey isn't as popular in America as soccer is two fold, The expense of the gear needed to play, and the necessity of ice. Ice is tough to come by in some places @ some times
Jmac0585 - March 4, 2010, 9:12 am
P.S. I don't care about hockey, or any other winter Olympic sport, but I do want my country to win everything, all time. If you think that attitude is wrong, then maybe you should move to a country that engenders that feeling in you.
Jmac0585 - March 4, 2010, 9:10 am
When the Roughriders come down to Miami and beat the Saints, I'll admit failure. It's your game, everyone in your country plays it as soon as they can put on skates. You should win the gold. Don't pull a muscle reaching around to pat yourself on the back.
Bartimaeus - March 3, 2010, 11:52 pm
My keyboard has a stutter.
Bartimaeus - March 3, 2010, 11:47 pm
Yeah. Those hockey, Canada, those hockey games on me on the edge of my seat...and I'm not usually a fan.
Bartimaeus - March 3, 2010, 11:46 pm
I googled the reason. It's not played in enough countries. An olympic sport has to be played in at least 75 nations...and played by women in at least 40.
CANADA - March 3, 2010, 11:45 pm
lol Bart. Im just disturbing shit. they are both great sports
CANADA - March 3, 2010, 11:45 pm
IDK, I only watch the winter olympics
Bartimaeus - March 3, 2010, 11:44 pm
How's football inferior? It's by far the more masculine sport, requiring more in the way of brute force...and it involves more strategy than hockey.
TheTrashHeap - March 3, 2010, 11:43 pm
Is football (the one where you don't use your hands) in the Olympics?
CANADA - March 3, 2010, 11:42 pm
no, because football is an inferior sport.
TheTrashHeap - March 3, 2010, 11:42 pm
A wise old motifaker once said "curling loses something on the TV" but I don't remember which motifaker it was
Bartimaeus - March 3, 2010, 11:41 pm
Why isn't football (the one where you use your hainds) in the Olympics? Would it just be too confusing because of the similar names?
CANADA - March 3, 2010, 11:40 pm
closest to the center gets points. for every rock you have closer to the center than your opponents closest rock is a point
CANADA - March 3, 2010, 11:36 pm
ya, team martin kicked ass!
Bartimaeus - March 3, 2010, 11:35 pm
It is actually more interesting than I thought it would be. I sat and watched it for a while. I think I almost understand how they score it. lol The bald dude representing Canada seemed pretty beast.
DreMagnum - March 3, 2010, 11:33 pm
Curling is the shit though. One of the better sports IMO
Bartimaeus - March 3, 2010, 11:32 pm
sport. That's when I'll compete. It can't be far off. I mean Curling...mumble mumble.
Bartimaeus - March 3, 2010, 11:31 pm
Yeah, it was a great game...though I'm a little disappointed with the aftermath. But, hey, we held our own and hockey is Canada's national sport. Maybe if the contest was football...mumble mumble. Personally, I'm waiting for pool to become an Olympic
DreMagnum - March 3, 2010, 11:30 pm
No one expected them to finish second though, so I'm still proud of them, they have made hockey more popular in the states, and our national team is only going to get better.
CANADA - March 3, 2010, 11:19 pm
that was kinda mean of them. even meaner of me to laugh
CANADA - March 3, 2010, 11:18 pm
My favorite part was when they walked past them all with gold medals on a tray. lol
MrRandom - March 3, 2010, 11:16 pm
Agreed with TTH. But I can't be the only one who took a little guilty joy at how disappointed some of them looked. Great game though.
TheTrashHeap - March 3, 2010, 11:14 pm
Winning a Silver in the Olympic Games is better than anything any of us will probably ever do. Especially you. but ESPECIALLY me.
Airman - March 3, 2010, 6:26 pm
ask the Russians about silver.. or bronze. The USA team didn't disappoint anyone. It was a great hockey tournament and great fun
Derek - March 3, 2010, 6:13 pm
Owww come on, perspective please! One of the best teams ever. No shame!

WISE GUYS - They'll beat the crap out'ya

The Three Wisemen -

TAGS: crotchety emillio rerun 3 wisemen in a bar merry christmas motifake
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

lgvernon - December 26, 2013, 12:40 pm

I thought that was drums...
rerun - December 25, 2013, 8:44 am

I tend to be flatulant, especially when I read the tags.
GaryO - December 20, 2013, 11:18 pm
Those guys……such poster hoers
EmilioDumphque - December 20, 2013, 10:45 pm
Three Wisenheimers is more like it.

INQUIRY - He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever and yet appears much wiser than he who asked five minutes ago.

TAGS: inquiry fool wise
Rating: 3.94/5

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usmc650736 - November 4, 2011, 7:37 pm
Not if he who does not ask is just waiting for he who asks to ask the question for him. Then he is as wise as he who asks, without having appeared foolish for five minutes.

AFTER I REACHED FOR THE BALLOON - I realized what he meant by "We all float down here".




TAGS: strength weather wise time island
Rating: 4.63/5

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Reality Lord - December 13, 2010, 8:31 pm

Reality Lord - December 13, 2010, 8:31 pm

hmmmm....yes i thought so
Donkasaurus - December 13, 2010, 8:26 pm
For the record yes that is Ko Tapu from "The Man with the Golden Gun"


TAGS: and some folks were never the wiser
Rating: 4.28/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

BoneCD - January 18, 2010, 8:56 pm
Thanks sir
rerun - January 18, 2010, 8:49 pm

true, but still a great poster.
BoneCD - January 18, 2010, 8:45 pm
Ya, but I took you out of the tags rerun b/c the forum conversation is lost I believe
rerun - January 18, 2010, 8:44 pm

a 2nd opportunity to give a 5L

SORRY...DUDE - We no longer approve tunnels!

TAGS: wise men read the approval log
Rating: 4.27/5

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rerun - May 25, 2010, 2:31 am

tunnels are just dangerous....however this one seems harmless enough. 5 tons of falling brick lions


TAGS: life tragedy wise
Rating: 3.56/5

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Derek - August 23, 2009, 7:34 pm
The older one gets, the truer this seems.


THE 3 WISE MONKEY'S OF MARRIAGE - Speak No Evil, See No Evil & Do No Evil.

TAGS: the 3 wise monkey s of marriage
Rating: 2.21/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 24, 2009, 10:06 am
I've had a few recent discussions about racism on Motifake.......maybe I just have bigotry on the brain.
culos - November 24, 2009, 10:02 am
Depends, if you think monkey when you see.....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 24, 2009, 9:53 am
"3 monkeys" maybe I'm over thinking it.
culos - November 24, 2009, 9:47 am
Don't see racist here, I guess that's in the eye of the beholder. Now if you meant sexist I could possibly agree (but not care...)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 24, 2009, 9:42 am
Racist undertones?......I'm not sure if you did it on purpose, But 1 just in case.

A Word to the Wise -

TAGS: word wise
Rating: 2.16/5

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Krissie - August 4, 2009, 9:51 am
Oh, come on, Arpaleggia--this is one of the MOST feminine looking woman that's worked out and you know it. so what if she isn't a "DD"?
Derek - August 4, 2009, 1:43 am
Clearly one must end with her ;-)
Arpaleggia - September 13, 2008, 4:45 pm


A Wealthy And Wise Man -

TAGS: advice compassion wealth age wise
Rating: 4.9/5

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Reality Lord - August 26, 2014, 5:04 pm

...and better

The Fort -

TAGS: wise ol rerun aristotle
Rating: 4.89/5

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maoworks2 - August 26, 2014, 6:02 pm
I Must Be A God With Bad Spelling .

Discovery thru experience -

TAGS: that dad was pretty wise
Rating: 4.86/5

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MissPriss - March 15, 2014, 9:35 pm
Nice...5L nice!



TAGS: wise before their years
Rating: 4.58/5

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rerun - July 24, 2013, 9:21 pm

It's never to late for joining up, we are glad you are here
GaryO - July 24, 2013, 7:40 pm
See, this compilation…..this pic, caption, and hilarious comment is what it’s all about. The trifecta of motifake. Dang, I was born into this motilife a bit late.
R.S.Jake - April 9, 2010, 6:17 pm
*sniff* stupid poster *sniff* 5 runny noses


TAGS: immortality assignment pray for our sinners now and till the hour of our death seriously otherwise it is going to be eternally boring
Rating: 4.5/5

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Cyrenius - May 31, 2010, 11:59 am
Not the fun peoples, only the gay ones ;)
Zealot - May 7, 2010, 4:31 pm
R.S.Jake - May 7, 2010, 3:49 pm
I'll drink to that!


TAGS: overlord douchebag 21 birthday wiser question mark goes here
Rating: 4.42/5

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DreMagnum - October 21, 2009, 11:36 pm
thank you for posting this, i love it
temp - October 21, 2009, 11:36 pm
The guy on the left looks too happy in this poster. Very suspicious...


TAGS: glory calendar forseti speaks wisely
Rating: 4.23/5

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Sho - April 25, 2012, 10:16 pm
True 5tuff. That's how I got better
GaryO - April 25, 2012, 7:48 pm
Badda Bing Nice re5urrection Mr Greeny

there are -

TAGS: make wise choices lost boys
Rating: 4.17/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 17, 2014, 7:39 pm
I'm not sure if they can start demanding tests after you've been hired, but try to get a job in the oilsands without pissing in a cup....ain't gonna happen.
steve1961 - June 17, 2014, 2:42 am
Did you mean to post this twice? Are you under the influence of some substance? If you wouldn't mind giving us a sample in this bottle here...
Reality Lord - June 16, 2014, 5:40 pm

seriously? you mean police enforcement or the military i hope. it's still against the canadian constitution for private sector to demand a drug test. .....i think. Reply
Reality Lord - June 16, 2014, 5:39 pm

seriously? you mean police enforcement or the military i hope. it's still against the canadian constitution for private sector to demand a drug test. .....i think.
GaryO - June 12, 2014, 11:32 pm
I really see nothing wrong with drug testing, but after a few lines I get rather gacked.
Airman - June 12, 2014, 9:31 pm
It's become a real dilemma here in Colorado. Pot is now legal. THC stays in your system for 90 days. Hasn't stopped the corporate drug testing though
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 12, 2014, 9:26 pm
And we have Many, many...MANY industries that do mandatory drug testing. Totally allowed.
Reality Lord - June 12, 2014, 8:15 pm

i never did understand how drug testing was constitutional. sorry...canadian here. not allowed up here. we have something called basic human rights...LOL.
Airman - June 12, 2014, 3:30 pm
nothing wrong with being a busker.. just the world has changed. the kids who drop out now may have sealed their fate. With employers using background checks and drug testing, it makes it hard to change course.
EmilioDumphque - June 12, 2014, 3:06 pm
If there is something wrong with being a busker, how did I end up with MY clearance level? They're more concerned with indebtedness. It has a very bad track record.

AN EARLY LESTER MOMENT - "Dear Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it. I'm having a real good time like I am"

TAGS: wise before his years
Rating: 4.14/5

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lesterinside - March 29, 2010, 11:33 am
Hahahaha. Nice one Mr. Airman! 5L
TheTrashHeap - March 29, 2010, 11:29 am
Nice 1 Airman. 5L

Wise Man Says -

TAGS: wise man saying getting ahead
Rating: 4/5

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Oldsod - January 5, 2014, 12:47 pm
Have you any idea how difficult it is to get coffee off of a computer screen? LOL!
pieman - August 28, 2013, 8:05 am
Rudedog - May 9, 2013, 10:12 pm
The head evaporates if you marry it
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 9, 2013, 8:04 pm
I hear they're difficult to come by; something about an arm and a leg?
Krickit - May 9, 2013, 5:53 pm
My life would be complete if I had one of those


TAGS: bud wise errrr
Rating: 3.65/5

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agdaniele - October 31, 2009, 2:16 pm
Good one. Perfect picture.

CHOOSE WISELY - Those who slit bamboo shoot won't get the bamboo.

JOSEPH AND THE MAFIA - Just remember, the Mafia has been around for a looong time.

Knowledge & Wisdom -

TAGS: old wise oatmeal brain
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - October 17, 2015, 8:11 pm
Pull me in the shallow waters before I get too deep---too deep---- Edie & The Bohemians 5L!!! LUV it!!!
Greeny - September 25, 2015, 5:40 am
I knew you guys would understand
MissPriss - September 24, 2015, 11:59 pm
In other words a 5L reminder to get your pet spayed or neutered!
concern3 - September 24, 2015, 4:55 am
A 5er and it's on at 10am here
GaryO - September 24, 2015, 3:04 am
fav (duh)...'oatmeal brain'..lol

Pennywise -

Listen -

Clowns -

Don't follow me! -


TAGS: choose wisely or suffer calendar
Rating: 4.88/5

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